Wondering what to get your girlfriend this Christmas? Gloves? Perfume? A new CD? Nah! Give her what she really wants…a Christmas Gift Certificate from Planned Parenthood. Imagine! If she gets knocked up over Christmas, she can just use her Christmas present to get rid of the “problem”. Heck. You might not even be together anymore…but she’ll know you cared enough to “Take Care” of any little unfinished business you might have left behind.
From the Planned Parenthood of Indiana website:
Looking for an unusual, yet practical gift this holiday season? Planned Parenthood of Indiana (PPIN) is now offering gift certificates for services or the recipient’s choice of birth control method. The gift certificates can be purchased online in increments of $25 or for any amount at some of PPIN’s 35 health centers. Contact your local health center to see if they offer the certificates.
They can be used for any services that PP offers…
Men who receive healthcare at Planned Parenthood can use them too.
“They can be seen for sexually transmitted disease screenings, HIV tests and general prostate exams and those kinds of things,” said Struben-Hall.
C’mon guys! Tell the truth! Don’t you want a prostate exam for Christmas??? Girls, are you paying attention?
They can be redeemed at any Planned Parenthood. And in case you were wondering, Yes, they can be used for abortions…awwwwww…
According to Chrystal Struben-Hall, PPIN’s vice president, buyers of gift certificates can give the gift of death, too.
She confirmed to WISH-TV that they can be used for abortions, even though that’s not the intended purpose.
“They really are intended for preventative healthcare. We decided not to put restrictions on the gift certificates so it’s for whatever people feel they need the services for most,” she said.
Now see. All that complaining that stores aren’t acknowledging that it’s Christmas! Calling it a Holiday! Well Planned Parenthood wants you to know that they wish you a Merry Christmas! Now doesn’t that just make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?
Give the gift of assurance and rest assured you won’t be finding one of these under your tree.
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I wonder how many “girlfriends” will be getting these from their “boyfriends” this year?
‘Come on, honey, you know I just want you to have the pap smear and breast exam…..It has nothing to do with free sex and getting everything I’ve ever wanted without any responsibility.’
yea, right.
YES! Just what I always wanted!!!!
I bet they’ll feel like they hit the jackpot this year.
That’s right up there with giving those scratch-off lottery tickets. I see commercials for those and it makes me scratch my head as to what kind of person would actually give those to someone. At least with those you MIGHT win a bunch of money. These….you could win some breast cancer later in life because you pumped your body full of synthetic hormones. GO PP!!!
*eyeroll*
LOL Elizabeth,
I give those l lottery tickets as stocking stuffers to the boys. Also we play a ‘dice’ game where you roll dice and if you get doubles you get to pick a present from a pile. Or you can steal someone elses. Hands down, the lottery tickets are the NUMBER ONE present that gets stolen! But they’re all poor college students looking for an easy win!
Oooooh, maybe I should get PP gift certificates for the dice game…hmmm….
MK,
You could get my mom them. She’d love them.
She says she never gives them as presents because what if the other person won? LOL.
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