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Cheerio’s – the new drug!

I’m not sure if this is Political Correctness gone amuck or….well…there is no other comparison.  This is just ridiculous. 

Michelle Malkin had a link to this article:  

According to a letter from the FDA General Mills’ advertising violates the federal Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act. The agency said claims that Cheerios ingredients can lower cholesterol within a certain amount of time, all while providing cancer-fighting and heart-healthy benefits, essentially makes Cheerios "a drug" by their definition. And no drug in this country can be legally marketed without an approved new drug application.

In a statement issued Tuesday, General Mills said this dispute is over language, not science. The company pointed out that the FDA’a complaint doesn’t actually question whether Cheerios can help lower cholesterol levels — it only talks about how the health benefits are advertised.

Doesn’t the FDA have better things to do than worry about the small print on a cereal box?  They allow real drug commercials to run through the side affects of any given drug as fast as possible or with the smallest print available, but Cheerio’s can’t say something that has already been proven to work because it is cereal and not a drug?  Huh?

So what does the box of Cheerios say?

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“As part of a Heart-Healthy diet, the soluble fiber in Cheerios may reduce your cholesterol!”

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“Three grams of soluble fiber daily from whole grain oat foods, like cheerios, in a diet low in saturated fat and cholesterol may reduce the risk of heart disease.  Cheerios has 1 gram per cup.”

The American Heart Association has approved the message that is on these boxes and has even put their seal of approval of the boxes.

My thoughts – if the American people are so stupid that they can’t figure out that cheerios is not a drug and it is not offering a cure then we don’t need the FDA trying to rearrange the wording on a cereal box.  We need to go back to the school systems and figure out why we are a society of non-self-thinking morons. 

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8 Comments to Cheerio’s – the new drug!

  1. Jess's Gravatar Jess
    May 13, 2009 - 4:31 pm | Permalink

    When I want to have a wild night I always make sure to bring the Cheerios.

  2. Rae's Gravatar Rae
    May 13, 2009 - 5:24 pm | Permalink

    I wonder if I can get high on them?

    I shall experiment this evening.

  3. May 13, 2009 - 6:39 pm | Permalink

    Rae,

    Crush them up and snort them? That seems to be the easiest way to get high off of Cheerios.

  4. Rae's Gravatar Rae
    May 13, 2009 - 7:33 pm | Permalink

    @Elizabeth: I think the easiest way would be just to snort the powdery stuff that’s already at the bottom of the bag in a Cheerio box.

  5. May 13, 2009 - 8:06 pm | Permalink

    Sweet! Less work!

  6. May 14, 2009 - 1:46 pm | Permalink

    I’m sorry I am so late commenting. It seems I’m been a little out of it since yesterday afternoon. You see, I had a second bowl of Cheerios for breakfast yesterday and…..what were we talking about? Darn those Cheerios. The FDA really ought to do something about them….